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White Claw

To Our Loyal customers,

All of us here at White Claw Inc. understand that our country is facing a threat like none other. That being said, we would like to extend our warmest well wishes to each and every one of you. We would like to take this opportunity to personally congratulate the college graduates of the class 2020. We understand that you are grieving the loss of such unforgettable celebration. With that in mind we will be sending all college graduates a free case of White Claws.

We would also like to thank all those who have not wavered in their economic struggles to continue to purchase our products. Now is as good a time as any to crack a claw and live above the law.

Kindest regards,

White Claw