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Nick’s Quarantine Index

Average number of hours it takes me to fall asleep : 1.5

Number of times I hit the snooze button from when I wake up to when I actually get out of bed : 5

Average number of water bottles on my night stand on a daily basis : 6

Percentage of those water bottles fully drunk : 50

Number of bracelets on my left wrist : 2

On my right wrist : 1

Number of pendants on my necklace : 2

Average number of minutes spent in the shower : 7

Numbers of coffees consumed on a daily basis : 2

Number of eggs I put in my omelets : 4

Average number of clementines eaten daily : 6

Average number of pieces of gum chewed daily : 8

Average number of times I touch the hair on my head daily : 20

Amount of times I crack my knuckles daily : 5

Average number of Curb Your Enthusiasm episodes watched daily : 4

 Average number of movies watched this quarantine : 30

Average number of hours spent exercising daily : 1.5

Average amount of hours spent playing with my dog daily : 2.5

  Average number of hours spent laying in bed daily : 5

Number of times I look outside my window while I’m sitting at my desk : 8

Percentage of the day that I am thinking about summer : 90

Percentage of school work I procrastinate doing : 100

Average number of times I hear people talk about the pandemic daily : 10

Percentage of it that annoys me : 100

Percentage of being fed up with quarantine : 100