Has your inbox been filled with corporate messages, assuring you that your health and safety are a top priority? Sometimes it might seem thoughtful, sometimes a little opportunist, and other times totally absurd. Because humor is a great way to balance other difficult news and general anxiety, I’ve asked students to create their own response to COVID-19 from their company’s CEO.
To All of our Supporters and Consumers, We hope you are doing well and staying safe during these hard times. We understand the struggle of stores not being open and are happy to be an alternative source of getting what it is that you need. Having products varying from face masks to the entire Harry […]
To Our Loyal customers, All of us here at White Claw Inc. understand that our country is facing a threat like none other. That being said, we would like to extend our warmest well wishes to each and every one of you. We would like to take this opportunity to personally congratulate the college graduates […]
Dear Candle Lovers, Here at Sources of Light Co., we pride ourselves on filling your homes and spaces with the best scents possible. During these unprecedented times, we know that now our task is even more important to all of you. With working from home and online schooling, it is imperative for us to keep […]
To Our Beloved Customers: This is the CEO of CactusMax, your supplier of exotic, southern-born plants. During this pandemic, we want you to know that your safety is NUMBER ONE on our company’s checklist. Of course, exotic plants are a significant necessity in this difficult economic time for the country, obviously. We know how tough […]
From: Paper Clip Subject: A Letter from our CEO As always our number one concern was your health and safety. As all of you may know, COVID-19 has changed all of our lives and the way we do business. We realize that many of you have been working from home and may be in need […]
Healthy and Safe Greetings, As most of you, I spend the day watching the news and keeping a close eye on this pandemic. Our Blorox family hopes you, your family, and your friends are all healthy and staying safe. This is a great opportunity to spend time and really bond with the ones you love. […]
Dear Loyal Bullseye Customers, We hope you are well and healthy. During these unprecedented times, we are aiming to keep you happy, healthy, and safe as you continue to shop. Get it? Aiming? Bullseye? Sometimes you just need a laugh. I am writing as CEO to tell you the precautions we are taking to ensure […]
30 April 2020 Dear Valued GameStart Customers, We hope that this email finds you and your loved ones safe and well. We at GameStart know just how difficult this time has been, and it is our top priority to keep all our customers safe. Due to the social distancing measures being put in place to […]
Dear Loyal Customers, During these hard times we are thinking of all our members and hoping that you are all staying safe and most importantly taking care of yourselves. Being stuck at home can leave people feeling a lack of motivation and unwillingness to workout. To ensure the well being of our members we want […]
28 April 2020 Dear Valued Customer, We sincerely hope this email finds you well during this unprecedented time. As you and your loved ones begin your new work-from-home schedules, we want to help you out. The world may be up in the air, but that doesn’t mean your routine has to be, too. Keep your […]