Exact number of days since my first day in quarantine: 57
How many more days I can take: 0
Estimated number of car drives for no reason per week: 13
The amount of those drives that have been for the sunset: 8
Number of drives I’ve been on for birthdays in April: 7
Number of Spotify playlists I have made for my car rides: 5
The new average price of gas per gallon in the United States: 2.62
Average number of times I have been to the grocery store in a week: 2
Number of Betty Crocker cookie packets I have purchased at a time: 6
Average percentage of people that wears a mask to the grocery store: 80
Number of masks that we have purchased: 15
Number of masks that are laying around my house: 5
How many TikTok dances have my sister and I learned since March: 10
Estimated number of TikToks I watch in a day: 500
Number of fights I’ve had with my sister over a TikTok: 4
iPhone usage screen time percentage increase since March: 120
Number of Netflix shows that I have finished since March: 5
Average number of hours in a WebEx classroom each day: 4
Average number of emails I receive from Salve a day: 15
The estimated percentage of times I say, “I wish I was at Salve” in a day: 99.9
Average number of times the news says, “Coronavirus” in an hour: 30
Average number of times I hear someone say, “I hate Corona” in an hour: 20
The obscured amount of times I’ve screamed “Carole Baskin, killed her husband, wacked him”
: 100
Number of times a week my brother showers 3 times a day for no reason: 5
Amount of toilet paper rolls aloud to be purchased per household: 2
Number of toilet paper rolls stored in my hallway: 45
Average number of toilet paper rolls we go through in a day: 3
Average number of times I’ve cried into the toilet paper: 5
Number of times I have said I liked being in quarantine: 0
Number of times I’ve herd someone else say they enjoyed being in quarantine
: 1
Exact number of days till I lose my sanity: 0